Worst Geico commercial: woman in boardroom says to Gecko, “British? I thought you were Australian?” Just awful. The two accents are nothing alike. All the most recent commercials are terrible except the one in which the caveman brings his luggage to a fishing boat and asks the guys to wait while he gets a cappuccino. That’s pretty good.
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Geico commercials – best and worst
May 14, 2010Quote of the Year on health care: French President Nicolas Sarkozy
April 4, 2010I couldn’t have said it better myself. Last week, French President Nicolas Sarkozy said to the U.S:
“Welcome to the club of states who don’t turn their back on the sick and the poor.
When we look at the American debate on reforming health care, it’s difficult to believe.
The very fact that there should have been such a violent debate simply on the fact that the poorest of Americans should not be left out in the streets without a cent to look after them … is something astonishing to us.
If you come to France and something happens to you, you won’t be asked for your credit card before you’re rushed to the hospital.”
After a while, the debate got so ridiculous, you almost had to laugh. As a country, we look bad when our healthy and wealthy people don’t want the poor and sick to have insurance. We also look bad when we want insurance companies to continue to be able to take insurance away from those who are sick.
We look bad when we say, “Who’s going to pay for it?” What if we had the same attitude about schools, libraries, police, and firemen?
People are either stupid or mean and lack empathy.
Of course, it’s easy to jump on a bandwagon and mock the French for opposing the Iraq war, implying that they’re weak and then never apologizing for it when it turns out they were right.
Suntrust Bank: ruthless, predatory charges. Usury?
March 11, 2010I think at one time or another, most people have had a bank account go below zero because of a mistake. When that happens, banks usually charge a fee, often about $36. I recently had too many of those fees to mention, and most of them were due to charges on my check card (debit card) that were for less than $15.
I thought a debit card meant that it would only allow you to use what is in the account. I thought that was the whole point. But I went over the limit, or under the limit, to be more accurate, as my balance went below zero due to a mistake.
I’m not exaggerating when I say I’ve had hundreds of dollars in “NSF fees” (Non-Sufficient Funds), but that the average transaction was less than $15. Meaning that I had charges of $3 at McDonald’s, $5 at Home Depot, and several other charges around $10, mainly for food. Each one of those charges incurred a $36 penalty. The NSF Fees were about quadruple the actual charges.
(I know, it’s horrible. I went to McDonalds. I usually eat healthier.)
I went to the bank and they told me that this was a “service” that they do for me and the service they offer is that they allow you to use your card when the money isn’t there, but it costs $36 each time. So I was paying a $36 fee for transactions that averaged $10.
Then I explained that the reason I have all these $36 charges is because they have given me all these $36 charges. I kept depositing money in the bank but I couldn’t catch up with all their charges. The reason I didn’t have enough in the bank was because they kept charging me. Without all the charges, I’d be in the black by a lot. I could understand the first couple, but not all the ones after that, especially for things I bought for less than $10.
Some people, such as bank employees, would take pleasure in this – “You broke the rules, you should have known…”
I’d publish the actual bank statement here but I don’t have time now. I will though if the bank doesn’t return the money. It is a predatory practice. It is usury. These fees are way more than the percentage rates of even the highest credit cards, and they levy them right away. It should be illegal. In fact, it will be by this summer, so I guess the banks are getting as many in as they can now.
March Madness: Older Women?
March 10, 2010Heard Mike Wise on 106.7 “The Fan” today (my Sirius Satellite radio wasn’t working) talking about seeding older women (I prefer not to call them “Cougars”) as if in an NCAA-style March Madness tournament. Only problem is, it has already been done – by me more than a year ago: mikefrandsen.org/2008/12/05/most-beautiful-tv-news-women-2008/. How about some credit?
There were a few older women on that list and even more on this one: mikefrandsen.org/2009/11/23/20-most-attractive-actresses-in-movies/.
So in no particular order (who am I kidding – Linda Hamilton and Lynda Carter are tied at No. 1), off the top of my head, here are a few older women. Don’t talk to me about 40 or 41 – that’s not older. Even when I was 35 I wouldn’t have said that was older. You have to bee at least in the mid-to late 40s to make this list.
- Christine McVie
- Hannah Storm
- Susan Lisovicz
- Jill Clayburgh
- Lynda Carter
- Linda Hamilton
- Michelle Pfeiffer (listening to the song “Tequila Sunrise” as I write this)
- Karen Finerman (“The Chairwoman)
- Anne Archer
- Katty Kay
- Sandra Bullock (reluctantly)
- Sharon Stone
- Jacqueline Bisset
- Sigourney Weaver
I’m sure I missed a ton but that’s just a combo of my first two lists and also a little off the top of my head.
Jobs I could do a great job of and reach the very top if I put enough training/time in
March 3, 2010Professions that I know I could do an excellent job in and reach the top of the profession if I had the minimum amount of training:
- Writer (any type, any topics)*
- Painter
- Musician
- Local politician
- Coach (Sports or Life)*
- Doctor
- Personal Trainer*
- Speech Therapist
- Professor/Teacher*
- Psychologist
- Scientist
- Comedian
- Real Estate Agent
- Intelligence Analyst
*I could step in on day one and do a great job with no training.
Jobs I could do if given enough training but wouldn’t want to:
- Airline pilot
- Salesman
- Lawyer
- Accountant
- Cook
- Lobbyist
- Construction worker
- Investment Banker
Domain Names for Sale including networkscans.com and excellentprivacy.com
February 26, 2010I have some great websites for sale:
Skiing in Denver at Loveland
February 24, 2010After watching the Olympics, I decided to go skiing in Denver at Loveland. It was nice. Lots of powdery snow, long, wide slopes — actually easier to ski than where I had skied before — in Pennsylvania and in New Zealand. Photos courtesy of www.mikefrandsen.net.
Nintendo Wii Sports and Avatar on Sale on Amazon.com
January 20, 2010I have the cheapest new Nintendo Wii Sports and Wii Avatar Games for sale on the internet. See www.amazon.com/shops/mikeneedsakidneydotcom and search for “Wii” in the search box.
I’m selling new copies of the Wii Play with Wii Remote by Nintendo for $42.25 (normal price $49.99).
I’m also selling new copies of Wii Avatar the Game for $38.95 (normal price $49.99).
See www.amazon.com/shops/mikeneedsakidneydotcom for new and used books, books on CD and tape, music CDs, DVDs, and CD-roms. Prices are usually the lowest on amazon.
Jack Bauer and “24”
January 20, 2010Speaking of “24,” what if Jack Bauer always listened to his superiors instead of doing the right thing? It seems like he saves lives in every episode because he does what he knows is right rather than doing what most people do, which is kowtow to the boss no matter what the situation. The clueless see him as the bad guy until he saves the day in the end.







