Draft a New Art Monk (Get a Kidney Too)
Lyrics by Mike Frandsen and Thomas Warren. Music by Thomas Warren.
Performed by the DirtBags (http://www.ontherac.com). See the YouTube video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xls6-uBZSA
They finally put Ark Monk in the Hall of Fame
After all my years of complaining
Now there’s just a couple things to do,
Draft a new Art Monk and get a kidney too
Draft a new Art Monk and get a kidney too
Coach Mike teaches kids who are autistic
But he’s got a disease called polycystic
He wants to still work but he’s feeling sick,
It’s hard cause his kidneys just don’t click
It’s hard cause his kidneys just don’t click
He hates to ask but will you grant
His wish for a brand new kidney transplant
It doesn’t take a lot of analysis
To see it’s best to avoid dialysis
Mike’s been a Skins fan since the days of Allen
But kidney disease is a much bigger challenge
And now his kidneys are taking a tumble
But like Art Monk he stays humble
But like Art Monk he stays humble
He hates to ask but will you grant
His wish for a brand new kidney transplant
It doesn’t take a lot of analysis
To see it’s best to avoid dialysis
Coach Mike teaches kids to be their best
But now Coach Mike’s in a really big mess
He was hoping that the numbers were wrong
But even he can see his kidneys are gone
Even he can see his kidneys are gone
Spoken:
There are 80,000 people in the United States alone waiting on a kidney transplant
Become an organ donor
We hate to ask but will you grant
Our wish for a brand new kidney transplant
It doesn’t take a lot of analysis
To see it’s best to avoid dialysis
