In the spirit of the holiday season, here are some belated gift suggestions and wishes for the New Year for D.C. area teams and sports figures.
Mike Shanahan: A one-way ticket to Denver to be head coach for his old friends, owner Pat Bowlen and probable new part-owner John Elway. Or truth serum, or a job at Wikileaks. (He can take Kyle too).
Albert Haynesworth: A love for the game of football.
Donovan McNabb: A new team he can take to the playoffs for three more seasons.
Redskins: A quarterback, a running back, an offensive line, a starting wide receiver, a defensive line, a punter, and a kicker.
Maryland Athletic Director Kevin “The Grinch” Anderson: A heart.
Maryland football: Another program to hire Mike Leach so the Terps can rehire Ralph Friedgen.
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