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Suntrust Bank: ruthless, predatory charges. Usury?

March 11, 2010

I think at one time or another, most people have had a bank account go below zero because of a mistake.  When that happens, banks usually charge a fee, often about $36.  I recently had too many of those fees to mention, and most of them were due to charges on my check card (debit card) that were for less than $15.

I thought a debit card meant that it would only allow you to use what is in the account.  I thought that was the whole point.  But I went over the limit, or under the limit, to be more accurate, as my balance went below zero due to a mistake.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I’ve had hundreds of dollars in “NSF fees” (Non-Sufficient Funds), but that the average transaction was less than $15. Meaning that I had charges of $3 at McDonald’s, $5 at Home Depot, and several other charges around $10, mainly for food.  Each one of those charges incurred a $36 penalty.  The NSF Fees were about quadruple the actual charges.

(I know, it’s horrible.  I went to McDonalds.  I usually eat healthier.)

I went to the bank and they told me that this was a “service” that they do for me and the service they offer is that they allow you to use your card when the money isn’t there, but it costs $36 each time.  So I was paying a $36 fee for transactions that averaged $10.

Then I explained that the reason I have all these $36 charges is because they have given me all these $36 charges.  I kept depositing money in the bank but I couldn’t catch up with all their charges.  The reason I didn’t have enough in the bank was because they kept charging me.  Without all the charges, I’d be in the black by a lot.  I could understand the first couple, but not all the ones after that, especially for things I bought for less than $10.

Some people, such as bank employees, would take pleasure in this – “You broke the rules, you should have known…”

I’d publish the actual bank statement here but I don’t have time now.  I will though if the bank doesn’t return the money.  It is a predatory practice.  It is usury.  These fees are way more than the percentage rates of even the highest credit cards, and they levy them right away.  It should be illegal.  In fact, it will be by this summer, so I guess the banks are getting as many in as they can now.

March Madness: Older Women?

March 10, 2010

Heard Mike Wise on 106.7 “The Fan” today (my Sirius Satellite radio wasn’t working) talking about seeding older women (I prefer not to call them “Cougars”) as if in an NCAA-style March Madness tournament.  Only problem is, it has already been done – by me more than a year ago: mikefrandsen.org/2008/12/05/most-beautiful-tv-news-women-2008/.  How about some credit?

There were a few older women on that list and even more on this one: mikefrandsen.org/2009/11/23/20-most-attractive-actresses-in-movies/.

So in no particular order (who am I kidding – Linda Hamilton and Lynda Carter are tied at No. 1), off the top of my head, here are a few older women.  Don’t talk to me about 40 or 41 – that’s not older.  Even when I was 35 I wouldn’t have said that was older.  You have to bee at least in the mid-to late 40s to make this list.

  • Christine McVie
  • Hannah Storm
  • Susan Lisovicz
  • Jill Clayburgh
  • Lynda Carter
  • Linda Hamilton
  • Michelle Pfeiffer (listening to the song “Tequila Sunrise” as I write this)
  • Karen Finerman (“The Chairwoman)
  • Anne Archer
  • Katty Kay
  • Sandra Bullock (reluctantly)
  • Sharon Stone
  • Jacqueline Bisset
  • Sigourney Weaver

I’m sure I missed a ton but that’s just a combo of my first two lists and also a little off the top of my head.

Jobs I could do a great job of and reach the very top if I put enough training/time in

March 3, 2010

Professions that I know I could do an excellent job in and reach the top of the profession if I had the minimum amount of training:

  • Writer (any type, any topics)*
  • Painter
  • Musician
  • Local politician
  • Coach (Sports or Life)*
  • Doctor
  • Personal Trainer*
  • Speech Therapist
  • Professor/Teacher*
  • Psychologist
  • Scientist
  • Comedian
  • Real Estate Agent
  • Intelligence Analyst

*I could step in on day one and do a great job with no training.

Jobs I could do if given enough training but wouldn’t want to:

  • Airline pilot
  • Salesman
  • Lawyer
  • Accountant
  • Cook
  • Lobbyist
  • Construction worker
  • Investment Banker

Domain Names for Sale including networkscans.com and excellentprivacy.com

February 26, 2010

Skiing in Denver at Loveland

February 24, 2010

After watching the Olympics, I decided to go skiing in Denver at Loveland. It was nice. Lots of powdery snow, long, wide slopes — actually easier to ski than where I had skied before — in Pennsylvania and in New Zealand. Photos courtesy of www.mikefrandsen.net.

Ski slope in Loveland, outside Denver.

I can almost hear that guy from the U.S. Ski Team yelling.

Nintendo Wii Sports and Avatar on Sale on Amazon.com

January 20, 2010

I have the cheapest new Nintendo Wii Sports and Wii Avatar Games for sale on the internet.  See www.amazon.com/shops/mikeneedsakidneydotcom and search for “Wii” in the search box.

I’m selling new copies of the Wii Play with Wii Remote by Nintendo for $42.25 (normal price $49.99).

I’m also selling new copies of Wii Avatar the Game for  $38.95 (normal price $49.99).

See www.amazon.com/shops/mikeneedsakidneydotcom for new and used books, books on CD and tape, music CDs, DVDs, and CD-roms.  Prices are usually the lowest on amazon.

Jack Bauer and “24″

January 20, 2010

Speaking of “24,” what if Jack Bauer always listened to his superiors instead of doing the right thing?  It seems like he saves lives in every episode because he does what he knows is right rather than doing what most people do, which is kowtow to the boss no matter what the situation.  The clueless see him as the bad guy until he saves the day in the end.

The Following Takes Place Between 6 p.m and 7 p.m…

January 19, 2010

Chloe amused

The many faces of 24’s Chloe O’Brian, played by Mary Lynn Rajskub:

Chloe excited

Chloe enthusiastic

Chloe optimistic

Chloe content

Chloe overjoyed

Bug Juice

January 12, 2010

If you scroll down a little bit, you’ll see a post I wrote about healthy juice drinks.  Today I grabbed a Sobe Life Water Pomegranate Cherry. It tasted pretty good.  The main problem was that it had too much sugar — 24 grams in the bottle.  A lot less than in a Coke but still a lot more than necessary.  It has some vitamins in it which is good.  I was a little disappointed not to see pomegranate or cherry juice listed under the ingredients but it looks like they’re covered under “natural flavors.”

Then I noticed another ingredient:  ”cochineal extract (color).”  Turns out, cochineal is a bug.  More accurately, according to Wikipedia, “The Cochineal (Dactylopius coccus) is a scale insect in the suborder Sternorrhyncha, from which the crimson-coloured dye carmine is derived. A primarily sessile parasite…”  So Sobe Lifewater has dead bugs in it.  I guess that’s better than live bugs.

A female cochineal beetle.

But it gets better.  Wikipedia goes on:  ”The insect produces carminic acid that deters predation by other insects. Carminic acid, which occurs as 17-24% of the weight of the dry insects, can be extracted from the insect’s body and eggs and mixed with aluminum or calcium salts to make carmine dye (also known as cochineal).[1] Carmine is today primarily used as a food colouring and for cosmetics.”

I had to admit, the drink did have a nice, reddish/maroon color. More: “Cochineal is one of the colours that the Hyperactive Children’s Support Group recommends be eliminated from the diet of hyperactive children.”

So I went to a drug store and looked at some of the red drinks.  Sure enough, some of them had “cochineal” in them.  Actually, it’s in a lot of foods:  ”Together with ammonium carmine they can be found in meatsausages, processed poultry products (meat products cannot be coloured in the United States unless they are labeled as such), surimimarinades, alcoholic drinks, bakery products and toppings, cookiesdesserts, icings, pie fillings, jams, preserves, gelatin desserts, juice beverages, varieties of cheddar cheese and other dairy products, sauces, and sweets.”

The good news is that the Food and Drug Administration will require all foods and cosmetics containing cochineal in them to be labeled as such, starting NEXT YEAR (January 5, 2011).

How about using beet juice or purple carrot juice for coloring?  Not a sermon, just a thought.

Or maybe just switch to water.

Revised Cover Letter: Lowered Expectations

January 12, 2010

To Whom It May Concern:

I am looking for a job.  My experience is listed on the attached my resume. I am available for an interview at your convenience store.