Archive for November, 2009

Dirtbags Jam to Help Coach Mike: “It Doesn’t Take a Lot of Analysis to See that it’s Best to Avoid Dialysis”

November 23, 2009

I’m looking for a donor for a kidney transplant that my doctors say I should have relatively soon.  I have polycystic kidney disease.  Please see www.mikeneedsakidney.com for more details.

Check out this song the Dirtbags did for me:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xls6-uBZSA.  The Dirtbags (http://ontherac.com/dirtbags.htm) are the official rock band of the Redskins Appreciation Club.  They play in the parking lot of Fed Ex Field before every Redskins home game.

We included in the song a mention of the fact that 80,000 people are on the waiting list for a kidney in the U.S., and more than 10 of them die each day waiting, so the song isn’t just for me but to promote awareness about kidney donation in general.

A lot of those people waiting are much worse off than me because I’m not on dialysis yet.  I’m hoping to go directly to transplant.  That’s what the doctors recommend if possible.

If you want to donate to somebody, a couple of great sites are www.matchingdonors.com and www.kidneyregistry.org.  Everybody has two kidneys and only needs one.  After donating you can be out of the hospital in less than two days.

The songs says the Redskins need to draft a new Art Monk, and I need to get a kidney transplant.  One of those things is unbelievably important, and it would be really great if it happened.

Of course, the other thing, getting a kidney, is important too.

That’s me in the back of the video on drums.  The Dirtbags are also going to perform the song before the Redskins-Saints game December 6 in the parking lot at Fed Ex Field in the Green lot, A 60, two hours before kickoff.  I’ll be in the back doing a little bit of drums, hoping I don’t mess up the music.  These guys are good, with the President on guitar and vocals, Whiskey Sergeant Major on guitar, and Lefty on bass.

I first heard of the Dirtbags after they did a song about putting Art Monk in the Hall of Fame.  See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNCSHC1fsoo.  It was classic and it got more than 3,000 hits on You Tube.  Funny, Peter King changed his tune after that one.

Anyway, just google “becoming a kidney donor” and read up on it for a few minutes.  Maybe you’ll decide to donate to somebody, if not now, then maybe at some point in the future.

All this stuff like my website and the videos may seem a little bit unorthodox but the goal is to create more awareness.

Thanks for reading and thanks again to the Dirtbags.  I appreciate it.  HAIL!

20 Most Attractive Actresses in Movies

November 23, 2009

I don’t think anything will top the Most Beautiful TV News Women of 2008 blog, but this’ll have to do for now.

So this is my list of the 20 most attractive actresses in movies.   I list them as the most “attractive” instead of “beautiful,” because though most of them are beautiful, “attractive” implies personality traits and other intangibles.  The roles are also important, though this isn’t a list of great actresses – it’s a list of the most attractive women in my opinion based on their roles in these movies.  So it’s sort of more the character than the person, since obviously I don’t know them.

Without going through the whole list, this competition was over before it began.  Linda Hamilton has the nice girl, innocent look in “Terminator” and she shows she has a lot of heart.  Then in “Terminator II” she becomes a bad ass.  Franka Potente in “Bourne Identity” has moxie and style.  If I had just seen her without her being in the role, she might not make the top 100, but she is pretty phenomenal in the role of Marie.

Sometimes it’s a particular scene that leaves the impression, like when Sigourney Weaver is possessed by a ghost in “Ghostbusters,” or when Phoebe Cates walks by the pool in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” with an assist by the song “Moving in Stereo” by the Cars (one of the most underappreciated rock bands of all time).  Then there’s the woman as authority figure, like P.J. Soles who played an MP in “Stripes,” a variation on the teacher theme.  In “Silver Streak,” Jill Clayburgh looked wholesome; in “Basic Instinct” Sharon Stone did not.

Back before older women were called cougars, you had Jacqueline Bisset (“Class”), Anne Archer (“Patriot Games”) and of course, Anne Bancroft in “The Graduate,” who just edges out Katherine Ross from the same movie.  Believe it or not, Linda Fiorentino of “Vision Quest” was also an older woman although she played someone who was only 21 in the movie.  Her suitor in Vision Quest was 17.  I always thought her character was more like 25 until I saw the movie again.  Cheesy movie but great.

The mention of Sandra Bullock reminds me that I saw her twice in bars in Washington, D.C. about 10 years ago.  Each time she had her hair colored blond (or was wearing a wig) like she has it in her new movie “The Blind Side.”  It was definitely her.  Once was in Atomic Billiards in Cleveland Park.  I honestly can’t remember where the other time was.  Anyway, I went up to her to talk.   I didn’t mention anything about her looking like (or being) Sandra Bullock – just tried to talk with her but I have to say she was pretty underwhelmed.  She blew me off both times.  Then after that I told her I knew who she was.  Again, she was a little bit unimpressed.  Oh well.

So here you have it.  I’m going to add pictures later.

  1. Linda Hamilton, Terminator
  2. Linda Hamilton, Terminator II
  3. Franka Potente, Bourne Identity and Bourne Supremacy
  4. P.J. Soles, Stripes
  5. Jacqueline Bisset, Class
  6. Sigourney Weaver, Ghostbusters
  7. Jill Clayburgh, Silver Streak
  8. Linda Fiorentino, Vision Quest
  9. Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct
  10. Anne Bancroft, The Graduate
  11. Katherine Ross, The Graduate
  12. Anne Archer, Patriot Games
  13. Julia Roberts, Ocean’s Eleven
  14. Sandra Bullock, Speed
  15. Lucy Liu, Charlie’s Angels
  16. Jessica Lange, King Kong
  17. Debra Winger, Officer and a Gentleman
  18. Halle Berry, Swordfish
  19. Robin Wright Penn, Forrest Gump
  20. Ashley Judd, Double Jeopardy
  21. Phoebe Cates, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Honorable Mention:  Lynda Carter.  I know she was a TV actress and hardly did any movies, but I had to include her on the list. She can occasionally be spotted in Bethesda, MD and looks as great as ever.

Anyway, I’m sure I’ve missed a ton of attractive actresses but this is the list.  It was almost a year ago that I did the list of the most beautiful newswomen of 2008, and that blog entry has gotten more traffic than all my other blog posts combined.

So as I put this one up, and the previous one just below this, part of the hope is that more people will read the other parts of my blog that deal with www.mikeneedsakidney.com, which by the way, isn’t just for me but is designed to raise awareness for all people who need kidneys.  While I’m on the topic, check out the song that the Dirtbags, the Redskins Appreciation Club band did for me.

Interview with a Vampiress

November 22, 2009

Here’s an interview I did in 1999 with a Vampiress.  She talks a lot about philosophy and happiness.  For example, enjoyment is found in the now, not in the past or the future.  It’s good stuff.

The video says it’s intended for mature audiences, but it’s really pretty tame.  She’s wearing basically the equivalent of a bikini.  I rated it NC-17 so that’s why you have to verify your age.   To be honest, not many people read my blog anyway…

Is she a real vampiress?  Well that may be stretching it a little bit, but hey, vampires are big nowadays.  And as I will say in the next blog post after this one, the posts I do about women usually generate much more traffic to my blog than any of my posts on sports, autism, or kidney disease combined although you can still expect a lot more of those in the future. For example, the Most Beautiful TV News Women of 2008 blog literally got more traffic than all my other blog posts combined, ever.

Interview with Annika the Vampiress

Interview with Annika the Vampiress

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If some people think it toes the line of what is appropriate, well, it is what it is.  Guess what?  I guess I don’t really care anymore.  Listen to the wisdom in the video.

Actually, I hope that posting something like this will draw more traffic to my blog in general, specifically the posts about kidney donation and my website, www.mikeneedsakidney.com, which by the way isn’t just for me but attempts to raise awareness about the need for kidney donation in general.  Check out the song the Dirtbags, the Redskins Appreciation Club rock band did for me.

Where is the NFL Blitz?

November 22, 2009

Why do we have the C Team on right now — Merril Hoge and Mike Ditka — providing analysis on today’s NFL games, instead of Chris Berman and Tom Jackson on the NFL Blitz?  We need highlights — not a studio show with ESPN’s worst analysts.  NFL Primetime used to be the best show ever — an hour long wrap-up highlight show of the NFL games.  Now the Blitz is all done in bits and pieces, and they’re not even doing that.

Ok, now the A-team is on.  But why not have them on the whole time?

Recap of David Beckham and L.A. Galaxy – D.C. United Game from August

November 22, 2009

Tonight David Beckham, Landon Donovan and the L.A. Galaxy take on Real Salt Lake for the Major League Soccer championship in Seattle.

I saw Beckham play against D.C. United in August.  The game ended in a scoreless tie.  It was raining steadily most of the game and it had rained heavily beforehand.  So here are a few notes — three months late.

United’s Ben Olsen did a good job keeping Beckham in check.  I got the feeling that Beckham wasn’t going all out because of the conditions, but I’m not sure if you can blame him because he’s had some ankle injuries, and at 34 he has to pace himself because of the occasional call-up to England’s national team as well as playing in Europe the rest of the year.

What at first seemed like nonchalance, though, actually was the result of good positioning and little wasted motion, as Beckham knew where to go  – he never got too far forward or too far back.  He did have some of his patented free kicks but nothing too spectacular.  He seemed relaxed and confident.

The RFK Stadium crowed booed Beckham which I thought was good because it showed that they were true soccer fans rooting for the home team rather than just going to see Beckham.  The atmosphere at RFK is great and fan club Barra Brava was in full force. The local media did not do a good job of publicizing the game, so that combined with the weather and there being a Redskins preseason game and a Nationals game resulted in a crowd of about 22,000, only slightly more than usual.

Other notes from the game:

  • Beckham seemed content to hang back and set up others instead of charging to the goal when it seemed like he had a few opportunities to dribble up and take a shot.
  • I didn’t see a lot of verbal communication between Beckham and Donovan.
  • There were a couple of times Donovan could have kicked it back to Beckham but chose to keep it or pass to someone else.
  • Beckham didn’t use his left foot much.

All in all, it was a pretty even game without a lot of great scoring chances.  Donovan showed some of his straight ahead speed during several charges to the goal.

It sounds like Seattle is a great soccer town, averaging 30,000 fans per game, with a sold out crowd of about 45,000 expected for tonight’s match.  If sports media outlets such as ESPN would give soccer more airtime, I’m sure it would do better among fans.

Thanksgiving

November 21, 2009

As Thanksgiving approaches, we all have things to be thankful for. I’ve noticed a disturbing trend in the world of autism therapy, though. Sometimes parents take therapists for granted.  (By therapist I refer to someone who works with the child at home to improve his cognitive, social, and/or motor skills).  It’s human nature when you have a team of five people working with your child, year after year, to lose a little bit of appreciation, I guess.

People move on and parents switch personnel, so in some cases, by the time a child is 10, he has been to several different schools, had multiple home programs, and had enough turnover within each program that he has worked with more than 50 teachers and therapists.  It is not good for children to get attached to therapists and then have them taken away from them, because it teaches children that people are expendable and interchangeable.  It’s not good for the children psychologically to have people constantly shuffled in and out and taken away from them because they may develop problems in the future related to that.

The more money the parents have, the less they tend to appreciate the people working for them.  Not always, but as a general rule, it holds true.  You can take that to the bank.

Merril Hoge: Get a Life and get off Vince Young’s Back

November 16, 2009

I recently wrote a blog that said that sports analysis has overtaken news analysis in terms of objectivity and professionalism.  Not so for ESPN’s Merril Hoge.  He continues his hatred of Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young.

Today on NFL Countdown he said of Young:  ”It’s easy to play offense when this guy (Chris Johnson) is the guy you can give the ball to… Is there any running back that has to do more for his offense than Chris Johnson?  No.”  Then why is Young 3-0 this year and Kerry Collins was 0-6 with the same players?  Why is Young 21-11 as a starter?

Now Hoge says that Patriots coach Bill Belichick made the right call last night by going for it on 4th and 2 from the Pats’ 28 yard line, up by 6 points, giving Peyton Manning a short field to win the game.

What a fool.

Should Jay Cutler be Immediately put in the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

November 12, 2009

I’m thinking that Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, because of his arm strength and passing yardage, should be automatically voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.  It’s not too early to consider Cutler the best ever.  Meanwhile, Titans quarterback Vince Young should be kicked out of the NFL.

Cutler has a career record of 21-25.  Young has a career record of 20-11.  But winning doesn’t matter.  It’s how you do it.

I’m exaggerating just a bit.  But how about judging players on the same criteria, or at least make winning even just part of the equation?

Sorry, Mark Schlereth, Merril Hoge, Trent Dilfer, Tim Hasselbeck, and Rich Gannon.  Gannon:  can you say anything other than Vince Young can’t read defenses?  How long did it take you to become a good quarterback?  Give Vince Young a chance.  Don’t judge him using different standards than Cutler.

In reality, Young does have some deficiencies, and Cutler has a lot of talent.  But do you get the picture?  Could it be that Cutler is overrated and Young is underrated?  Why the vitriol against Young?

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Switching gears for a minute, I’ll admit that sometimes I’m wrong.  In an earlier post I suggested that Browns fans were wrong in wanting Brady Quinn to start at QB ahead of Derek Anderson.  Both players have had terrible years.  I have an idea, though.  How about putting Joshua Cribbs at QB, or at least running the Wildcat with him?  He has a great arm and game-breaking speed.  He can’t do any worse than Anderson or Quinn.  He started at QB at Kent State.  In fact, according to Wikipedia, Cribbs is “one of only four players in NCAA history to both rush and pass for 1,000 yards in at least two different seasons, the others being Beau Morgan of Air ForceVince Young of Texas, and Pat White of West Virginia. Cribbs, in fact, accomplished the feat three times. He is one of only three quarterbacks in NCAA history to rush for 3,500 yards and throw for 7,000 yards in his career (the other two being Antwaan Randle-El of Indiana and Brad Smith of Missouri. Cribbs is also the only player in NCAA history to lead his team in both rushing and passing in four different seasons.”

I saw Cribbs play a game against Ohio State in the Horseshoe and I knew then Cribbs would be an NFL player.  Mid-American Conference QBs Ben Roethlisberger, Chad Pennington, and Byron Leftwich all made it as starting NFL quarterbacks and Charlie Frye is a backup. Cleveland, get your best player into the lineup, if not at quarterback, then at Wildcat quarterback, and if not there then start him at wide receiver.

Asking for a Kidney on YouTube in English, Danish, French, and…Australian?

November 11, 2009

I have a new kidney video up at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1u-rPIP6sw.

In this one, I ask for a kidney donation for a transplant that I will need because of polycystic kidney disease.  I mention www.mikeneedsakidney.com and how my kidney function is dropping pretty fast.

Just to do something different, I ask for a kidney in English, Danish, and French.  Then I ask for one in an Australian accent.  It’s not that I expect or want the donor to be Danish or French; it’s just that those are the only other languages I know a little bit.  I had a lot of help with the translation.  It may seem a little bit unorthodox, but I just thought it would be a different, interesting thing to do, and I hope that everything I do creates a little more awareness about kidney donation.

I think a lot of people aren’t very aware about kidney transplants and donation.  Highly educated people ask me questions that show this.

People who are healthy can donate one of their two kidneys and get along fine, and even be out of the hospital in as little as a day after the surgery, which is done laparoscopically with a small incision.  It does take a while to get back to work.

Kidney disease gets less publicity than other diseases or disorders.  Part of the reason is that it disproportionally affects poor people who often don’t check on their hypertension and diabetes until it’s too late.  Part of the reason for that is because many indigent people lack adequate health insurance.  Maybe it will get more attention in the future.  Ten years ago there wasn’t much awareness about autism and now there is.

In the video I mention that I’m not just looking for a kidney for myself, but I’m also trying to raise awareness about the fact that there are 80,000 people in the U.S. waiting for kidneys and more than 10 of them die each day waiting.

That’s why I did my previous kidney video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QU7TPvIQMI.  I’m a terrible singer and rapper, so naturally I had to do a rap video.

And while I’m at it, I might as well give a plug for the one I did in the beginning of the year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbIw1d8XLM&feature=related.

For the new video, it was hard to choose from the three takes that I did, because they were all equally bad.  I almost fell asleep while watching the video.

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Quick timeout for Coach Mike’s Mailbag:

Really?  It looks more like you fell asleep during the video.

Ha ha.  Very funny.

By the way, when are you going to make another movie?  Last time I saw you was more than 20 years ago in “The Breakfast Club,” “Sixteen Candles,” and “Weird Science.”

Very funny.  Everybody’s a comedian…

At one point you say you are going to “attempt the Danish now…”  It’s not like this is a motorcycle jump or a magic trick.

True.  Those would have been easier.

(Actual email:)  I couldn’t watch your new video it was so boring.  Now people won’t watch the good rap one cause they’ll first be bored by your new one and move on.  You also are totally repetitive in your blog.  You already explained all this.  Couldn’t you have left the other one for awhile without adding a new crappy one.  And why do you keep saying what a bad voice etc. you have.  The whole point is that you need a kidney.  Otherwise you could have gotten a professional rapper to do it.  You’re really bugging me.

Sorry, Mom.  Couldn’t you have called about this instead of emailing? (just kidding.  the email was from one of my fans).

Shouldn’t people donate to, say, a single mother of three kids who is already on dialysis instead of an attention-seeking narcissist who refers to himself in the third person?  I’ll hang up and listen to your answer.

Let  me take the second part first.  Coach Mike isn’t sure who you’re talking about.  However, I agree that the idea to donate to someone who is more in need is a good one.  Check out www.matchingdonors.com.

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Anyway, my next video is due out at the end of the month and it will be original.

So back to the kidney issue.  At some point I’ll have to get a transplant or go on dialysis.  Dialysis is a long, tiring process that cleans the toxins from the blood.  While it is life saving, it results in death for 20% of dialysis patients each year.

Transplants result in a better quality of life and a better outcome than dialysis.  In fact, kidney transplants are one of the few surgeries in which you can go from being extremely sick to just about as good as new, as if you never had the problem.

The waiting list for my blood type (O) is about five years and so far I’ve accrued a year and a half of waiting time.  Kidneys from the waiting list come from deceased donors.  A kidney from a living donor usually lasts significantly longer than one from a deceased donor.  Also, people who receive transplants without ever having to go on dialysis fare better on average than those who are transplanted after having been on dialysis.

In order to be compatible to donate to someone, you have to be the same blood type, though if you’re a different blood type, you can do a paired donation.  That happens when you have two unmatched donor-recipient pairs in which the recipients match the other donors, and the hospital supervises the exchange, doing both operations simultaneously or one after the other.

A couple of good sites are www.matchingdonors.com and www.kidneyregistry.org.  Matchingdonors has profiles of people looking for kidneys.  The National Kidney Registry facilitates paired kidney donations, in which incompatible or poorly matched donor-recipient pairs try to find a compatible match or a more compatible match from a pool of donors.

Sometimes I ask myself if I would donate a kidney to somebody in need.  It would be easy for me to say yes, but the truth is we’ll never really know.  I feel like I would definitely donate to a wife or a child, (though I’m not married yet and don’t have kids), and I’d also donate to a parent or a sibling.  Anyone else, I’m not so sure.  So in other words, I’m asking for a kidney from a stranger (or a friend or acquaintance but that probably would have happened by now if it was going to happen).  Meanwhile, I’m not sure I’d do it myself.  I guess you could call that hypocritical, though it’s honest.

On the other hand, I’ve been working with or volunteering for kids and adults with autism and other disabilities for more than 10 years.  I believe that many of the parents I’ve met, while they do an amazing job, wouldn’t necessarily be helping kids with autism if they didn’t have kids with autism themselves.

Whenever somebody helps somebody – saves a person through CPR or rescues someone from a burning building for example – the person says that he or she is not a hero, that anybody would have done the same thing.  But that’s not true.  A lot of people wouldn’t have done it.

This whole thing – asking for a kidney on a website, in videos, on a bumper sticker, does seem kind of strange. It’s pretty surreal.  But do you have a better idea? My hope is to get one for myself, and through my website and my videos, create enough awareness so that maybe at least one other person decides to donate who otherwise wouldn’t.  And maybe 5, 10, or 20 years down the road, the seed will have been planted for someone who would someday be ready to donate to someone.  Or maybe more people will fill out organ donor cards, or it will become easier to donate like it is in Europe.

Are N.Y. Yankees Fans Bad People?

November 4, 2009

No, Yankees fans aren’t necessarily bad people.  You should root for the team from the city in which you grew up or for the team in the city in which you live.  So any Yankees fans who grew up in New York or live in New York are doing what they should be doing.

But people who adopt the Yankees as their team because of their success? I can’t necessarily say they’re not bad people. Same with casual fans who are fans because the Yankees win.  And if you did move from New York to another place, why not root for the new team?  If you moved to New York, why not root for the team from your hometown?  Or if you’re from New York, why not just root for the Mets?  They have the second highest payroll but it’s still 30% less than the Yankees and the Mets obviously have won far fewer World Series.

The Yankees have a payroll of $208 million.  Compare that with Pittsburgh ($25 million), Florida ($36 million) or Washington ($62 million).  Is this competitive balance?  I don’t think so.  Even Philadelphia, eighth in payroll at $111 million, barely has more than half of what the Yankees have.  The Yankees just always buy the best players.  This isn’t news but it’s still not right. How can Yankees fans take any joy in winning?  Fans who aren’t from New York or don’t live in New York should examine why they are Yankees fans.  Are you a frontrunner who is not loyal?  Is the idea of rooting for the underdog boring for you?  Teams like Pittsburgh have no chance to compete.

It’s sickening how the Yankees buy up players who were stars from other teams.  Mike Mussina, Roger Clemens, and Randy Johnson from years past, and now Alex Rodriguez, Mark Teixeira, CC Sabathia, and Johnny Damon.

Anyway, I’m boycotting watching Game 6 of the World Series now and instead I’m watching the Washington Capitals post-game show.


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